I just came up with this great idea! There are so many people outside that are actually vampires tha you wouldn't believe that! How about that for a niche market. So, here is the cover page and the content outline for the first issue, investors you are more than welcome!
Vampire's Health
Magazine for healthy vampires
Cover story:
C O F F I N S
- Coffins for everyone
- In-depth review of 5 summer models from 5 leading US coffin manufacturers
(Peace and Quiet; Easy Coffin; Black Bird Coffin; Sunrise; Lullaby Coffin)
- Noise reduction in coffins: Find your own peace, latest technology explored
Article preview:
“Does it sometimes happen that kids in the yard scream so loud that you cannot find peace and sleep in your own coffin? In this issue we examine the latest technology of noise-reduction systems in coffins.”
- Summer coffins, keep it cool, the best coffin air-conditioning solutions
PORTABLE COFFINS: Take it with wherever you go (coffin backpack solutions)
Lifestyle:
- Three minutes before sunrise; push your adrenaline to the next level
Fashion:
- Cylinders: What's in, what's out, is green/pink combo the choice of the summer?
Survival:
The worst types of garlic revealed
Fake garlics: Did you fall for it?
Eating (Dining) with style:
Sneeze before you bite
Confessions:
- I had a salad
True stories:
- She left me after 2000 years
Making money on-line:
A fully fledged vampire web site in three easy steps, how to attract visitors
Complaints: FedEx delivered in daylight? Why can’t (don't) they understand?
Travel:
Traveling across the ocean: Getting there (in a) safe!
The best cargo agencies
Report from Europe:
Unexplored undergrounds - The Paris underground secrets revealed!
In our next edition:
A complete vampire’s weight loss program, loose 2 pounds in 7 nights
Find out more in the new issue of Vampires Health Magazine, A Magazine for HEALTHY Vampires!
Wednesday 15 August 2007
Vampires Health Magazine - A Magazine for Healthy Vampires!
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6 comments:
pretty good idea man
love it
lets do it in different languages so we can do a world magazine
frenchmeister - Did you know that you are the only person who visited this blog for a long long time?
I began to think that this blog is the best kept secret since the Coca-Cola recipe. How did you find me?
look, i love the idea of a vampiric health magazine, but lets get real COFFINS? they are almost human, they do sleep in regular beds, i promise you. and GARLIC? nope they love it, SUN, little sensitive but not the whole burst into flames bull-hockey, so please for the humanity of us all (so to speak) get your facts straight..
I really love this!! If I actually had any money, I would invest.
Dear Vampire Magazine. I have had some problems with my coffin getting blood stains out. Its such a hassle and I dont know how to get them out without having to get a new coffin. Please write back
Lana M.: People who don't sleep in coffins are not real vampires.
For garlic and sun - the same.
Lenna Mae: That's an easy one. White wine! What did you think they made white wine for. Surely not for drinking :)
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